Smelling Salt

What is Smelling Salt?


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A maneuver in which you have sex with somebody who is unconcious WITH THE HOPE THAT your doing so will revive them.

Note: this is different from something like sleepysex, in that your goal is to fix the situation rather than exploit it.

(Named after medicinal smelling salt, which produces such a potent smell that it can awaken an unconscious person.)

"I've tried everything I could think of, but the patient is still out cold."

"Hold on, doctor, there's still one thing you didn't think of...." (pulls down pants)

"Ah, yes, give her some smelling salt."

See cochlear rape, batcum


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