Spitetomatoes

What is Spitetomatoes?


1.

Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'m a'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato

Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".

2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb

Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.

"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"

"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"

2.

Main Entry: spite·tomato

Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'m a'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato

Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".

2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb

Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.

"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malice going on here because there was just one big hunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee!! the world would be a more better place without them"


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