Splortch Edit Meaning

1. when your haircut turns out to be way gorgeous and/or amazing gus went in to get a haircut, but when i saw him i was like "OMG HE ..

1. The art of doing idiotic things in public and then flashing a roll of Mentos at people that start to stare at you. See also mentos flash..

1. Diabetic sugar daddy. Giving my splendaddy his insulin every day is a hassle. I wish I had a sugar daddy. See splenda, sugar daddy, in..