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you love yourself, men, women, animals, and inanimate objects
i walk into a room and fuck myself, my wife, my manwhore, my african elep..
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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Defecating into a condom and then using on your partner as a dildo.
I was pretty worried when she whipped out the condom, but fortunate..