Taint Rider

What is Taint Rider?


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A taint rider is profoundly a situational situation of glorified middle ground between a ball teh sackzor and anal cave of doom. When a taint is exposed in the afformentioned handstand, a taint rider can be performed. See the example.

To do Taint Rider:

1. Do a basic hand stand.

2. Splits in the air.

3. Take a term paper from your cousins high school and give subject a paper cut.

4. Pour Texas Pete brand hot sauce on the wound.

5. Place a lima bean on the paper cut.

6. Obtain a 20 pound sledge hammer and hit the lima bean until dead lima bean is expose.

See texas, pete, taint, rider, hand, stand, pussy, dick


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