What is Taint Rider?
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A taint rider is profoundly a situational situation of glorified middle ground between a ball teh sackzor and anal cave of doom. When a taint is exposed in the afformentioned handstand, a taint rider can be performed. See the example.
To do Taint Rider:
1. Do a basic hand stand.
2. Splits in the air.
3. Take a term paper from your cousins high school and give subject a paper cut.
4. Pour Texas Pete brand hot sauce on the wound.
5. Place a lima bean on the paper cut.
6. Obtain a 20 pound sledge hammer and hit the lima bean until dead lima bean is expose.
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