Talking Chimp

What is Talking Chimp?


1.

A variety of chimp which has mastered the rudiments of speech. These creatures inhabit urban areas, attracted to cities by burger bars such as McDonald's. They can be trained to drive motor vehicles, which they frequently steal. Also known as nignogs.

My car's been nicked!

Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.

See scum


34

Random Words:

1. A Time Egg is a Time Traveling Device that freezes time and temporarily halts the space-time continuum to perform a certain task usually..
1. When a guy/gal drops a load with the magnitude of "2 Girls, 1 Cup," causing the the shitter to elevate off the ground, looking..
1. A homemade sex toy for males. It's made by rolling a rubber glove, leaving the cuff free, inside a hand towel, then the protruding ..