Telephone Pole

What is Telephone Pole?


1.

The male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full pulsating glory. Used to describe a cockof particularly impressive size, standing stiffly erectand at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height. This term was part of an exclamation of admiration at the sight of my penis by a participant in a dick-measuring contest I won when I was a teenager.

"Your dick looks exactly like a telephone pole!", she exclaimed when she saw my pulsing rock-hard member reaching for the sky.

See dick, cock, morning glory, hard-on, wood, erect, erection, the big one, phallus, member, purple-headed yogurt slinger, flesh rocket, beef bazooka


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