Tequila Drunk

What is Tequila Drunk?


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A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"

Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!

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