What is Termite?
1.
Any Girl Who Might Have The Certain Craving For "Wood"
Girl: You Want A BJ?
Guy: You Are Such A Termite
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2.
A name for a person or thing that ruins a boner or "wood". An example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.
Dude I was jacking off to some good porn when my little sister walked in... what a termite.
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3.
Someone who is destructive by their very nature. An individual who knows no better than to cause wanton destruction, leaving gaping holes in objects & lives and a trail of smouldering wreckage wherever he goes.
1) The technical 'wizard' at my company who thinks that by hammering (almost toally) random hacks into (what can now only be referred to as) 'bespoke' software he will eventually render said software useful, user-friendly and by virtue of those factors, impressive to his colleagues. Not so, fat boy. Thanks for leaving me a fuckload of work.
2) Someone who may be likened to King Midas, but with 'Gold' replaced by 'Shit'.
4.
A dusty, dirty looking 2 legged creature that stands on the corner in every city in America trying to talk to every girl that walks by.
Tyiesha and Tia were walking down Garrison Blvd and the Termites were all out hounding them for a date.
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1.Term used to describe the ungodly discomfort, mental and physical associated with the results of not thoroughly wiping your baloon knot; also a result of being overambitious while wiping your your
2.residue from a
3. a terd that gnaws at your anus wall
4. see also peanut, splinter
Josh, I have taken four shits today and I can't get rid of this termite that is gnawing on my corn!
This termite is trying to burrow its way back inside me!
Cory really wanted to hook up with Jill, but due to the termite in his anus, had to run home and wipe again.
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