Texas Barrel Smoker

What is Texas Barrel Smoker?


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A drunken redneck who blows his fellow cowboys in the Black-Angus parking lot in exchange for warm cans of Hamms.

Jess had only lived in Texas one year after being released from prison, but already had a reputation with the Houston truckers social circle as being the local texas barrel smoker.


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