Texas Hamburger

What is Texas Hamburger?

Eating out someone's asshole. (Because you have brown in between two buns)

I totally gave that chick a texas hamburger last night!

See salad tossing, rimjob, tossing the salad, asshole

Eating lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole.

"Hey, I'm cooking dinner. Would you like a Texas Hamburger?"

"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"

"Uh, I don't think so."

"Then make mine a double!"

See texas, hamburger, asshole, neighbor, tossed salad

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