Thank Spandex

What is Thank Spandex?


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"thank spandex" is an expression to be used instead of "thank god". This shouldnt need to be explained because obviously spandex fixes everything and is a solution to almost every problem

"what a terrible day, good thing its almost over"

"Yea! thank spandex!"

See spandex, thank, solution, problem, leggings


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