What is Thank Spandex?
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"thank spandex" is an expression to be used instead of "thank god". This shouldnt need to be explained because obviously spandex fixes everything and is a solution to almost every problem
"what a terrible day, good thing its almost over"
"Yea! thank spandex!"
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Used in place of "over there underneath"
"Do you know where my car keys are?"
"They're yonderneath those..
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masturbating, whilst tanned.
phil: "dayum matt, i just saw bucky having a tanned wank on the balcony"
matt: "that shit ..