The Mvp

What is The Mvp?

1. having an affinity of sexual attraction to ones close family relatives

2. desiring sex with girls under the age of 10

Keep your little sisters away from Mike because he has the mvp.

Fat Pouch

1. The flab underneath a fat person's gut, around the groin area. 'Look at the size of him, I bet he's got a big fat pouch!..

Oxygenarian

1. A person who abstains from drinking alcohol. Shel is an oxygenarian since she chooses to remain sober and not consume any alcohol. See..

Zonk

1. Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissin..

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