The Mvp

What is The Mvp?

1. having an affinity of sexual attraction to ones close family relatives

2. desiring sex with girls under the age of 10

Keep your little sisters away from Mike because he has the mvp.

Safety Text

1. the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated. Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird te..

Zelom

1. when kimber mates with cucumber melon handsoap and then washes her hands with the baby. "kimber just commited zelom." "..

Elbereth

1. A slang term used to propose a sexual encounter. You engrave in the floor with an athame. What do you want to engrave in the floor her..

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