What is Titstraction?
1.
A distraction caused by a great multitude of
Sorry dude, you're gonna have to repeat that, those twins comin' up the stairs were a total titstraction.
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2.
What unattractive girls do to try to divert the attention from their ugly face to their chest. Women wear low cut/v cut shirts, push up bras, and lots of cleavage attached to a head/face that looks like its been beaten with an ugly stick.
Joe: Holy cow, that 40 year old looks like she's Pamela Anderson below her neck. Her chest is huge! She's hot!
Mike: Dude, don't fall for the titstraction--her face looks worse than your hairy arse!
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