Token Mom

What is Token Mom?


1.

(noun) A woman who is routinely brought out for a night on the town by her daughter's group of friends because the daughter considers her mom to be funny, cute and witty (like in a sitcom) where in reality she is none of these things. This mom/daughter relationship is usually classified as 'best buddies.' The token mom often cramps the style of the women as she unofficially serves as a watchdog prohibiting any of the girls to pick up any 'meat.'

The drummer's chances of banging one of the hotties was high, but the token mom had the hots for him so nobody got laid last night.

See cougar, fifth wheel, lame, wet blanket, stick in the mud


71

Random Words:

1. a penis with a unusually small helmet that grows wider towards the base. Dude, you should have seen the queen ant this guy had. I thoug..
1. the 357 Limited Rims Are the TRUE original choppers or Blades but came to mean any blade style rims "Sittin on Choppaz, Rollin In..
1. a pimp so slick he can open your car door with his icy stare Iceberg popped da doe to my deuce anna quater, G'd the ride and neut..