What is Token Mom?
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(noun) A woman who is routinely brought out for a night on the town by her daughter's group of friends because the daughter considers her mom to be funny, cute and witty (like in a sitcom) where in reality she is none of these things. This mom/daughter relationship is usually classified as 'best buddies.' The token mom often cramps the style of the women as she unofficially serves as a
The drummer's chances of banging one of the hotties was high, but the token mom had the hots for him so nobody got laid last night.
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