Tortilla Face

What is Tortilla Face?

1. n. Someone with a pale face with many bumps and blemishes across.

2. n. describing someone that is rich and Hispanic.

3. n. insulting your white friends.

1. Guy 1: Man, she is one big tortilla face!

Guy 2: I know, she should wear make-up more often.

2. Person 1: Man, George Lopez is a big tortilla face.

Person 2: Yeah, he should give some of his cash to charity.

3. Shut your mouth, tortilla face! You're so white it hurts.

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