Touchmenot

What is Touchmenot?

A very beautiful woman that you date who doesn't like to be touched.

You reach for your girlfriend and she runs, so you say, "Come here and give me a hug, TouchMeNot!"

See tease

Crispy Creme Dat Hoe

1. When you blow your spooge all over a woman's face. Ron Jeremy is gonna Crispy Creme dat hoe. See dat, hoe, crispy, creme, jiz, cu..

Nice One Bruva

1. Phrase taken from the movie human traffic, used commonly by the ecstacytakers of Newcastle. It is said to a mate in recognition of somet..

Urinal Humper

1. A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is moun..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Touchmenot Edit Meaning