Tuneup

What is Tuneup?


1.

masturbation

someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time.

See walking the dog, choking, spanking it

2.

The monthly ritual that everyone takes part in. Im refering to the hygenic applications like, washing your hair that one extra time, brushing your teeth extra long, flossing til the cows come home, trimming your nails, plucking those unwanted hairs.. the extra long shower.. or bath.. to get super clean squeecky.. just because..

Dad - "Wheres all the hot water?"

Me - "Oh sorry, I was doing a tuneup"

or

Will - "Dude, before you go to see that chick, you should do a tuneup.."

Me - "Good call man."

See showering, hygiene, life, flossing


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