Twitcrastinate

What is Twitcrastinate?

Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

See procrastinate, lazy

the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

See procrastinate, lazy

Cold-cock

1. To knock someone unconscious. "When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy". See Jon..

Queef Ballarina

1. insult. one who tries to act graceful or cool but inevitibly messes up "megan o'keef...such a queef ballarina" 1. ins..

Yucky Bum

1. Literally, a bum that has become yucky for whatever reason, possibly due to not wiping the buttcrack. Can be used as an insult. Why don..

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