Twitcrastinate

What is Twitcrastinate?

Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

See procrastinate, lazy

the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

See procrastinate, lazy

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