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Originated with Cold War comic genius Yakov Smirnoff.
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party always finds yo..
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When you take your penis and slap someone in the face with it.
I was talking to this guy and realized he was a hippy so I gave him a re..
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I win. Your ass is mine. "I own your box" (your computer)
There is no salvaging your dignity now, beeyotch. All the pretty ..