Vampired

What is Vampired?


1.

The process of being turned into a vampire.

"Aw man, did you see Jim after he got bit by dracula??!! He got vampired! Now he wants to suck our blood and he hates the sun and garlic."

See vampire, dracula, bat, vampired

2.

When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.

"Hey fat ass in the eagles jersey, BLAUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've been vampired

See vampire, yelling, car, driving, window


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