What is Vicary?
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vicary is the most disgusting being ever to exist. it resembles a great big flabby wrinkly evil looking part man part woman part _________ (insert wat u believe is appropriate), part whale creature. its prey includes chocolates, any edible things, any inedible things and children below the age of 17. its preferred hunting method includes lockin children during her l+c classes or any classes that she happens to b in. its preffered killing method is to bore children to death by talkin about her whole life story. it hates racism, sexism and asian men. it hides in the biggest classrooms in rossmoyne senior high school and other large areas. its preffered way of movin is by rollin. it cannot b caught as it is too big for any man made enclosures. beware when its facial expression resembles michael jackson as that is when it strikes. precaution is needed when in close proximity as this, including metal plated underwear. plz feel free to add extra information.
cross breed a female whale, wit a male troll, and an undesirable product of choice. the darker the product, the more evil it becomes
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the most biggest fattest disgusting fat dwarf u see in your ages she h8'z americans because they always shuve pencils up her half opened ass while shes eating mc nuggets!!!!!!!!!
(fat) (matt tysoe 4 ms vicary lolz...)
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Very RaNdOm Hip Hop RaP By M3H
The Vicary Shop
I’ll take you to the vicary Shop (violin part)
she make u lick her mama’s cock (violin part)
She’ll say oh god doen’t you stop until u hit 69 flabs (violin part)
You can hav it your way ms Vicary fast and hard then I’ll be juliet & u can be the romeo (violin part)
I take you to the Vicary shop (violin part)
She make you lick her fat dad’s small cock (violin part)
(violin part) o god o god…. o god o god …..won’t u stop until your hitler’s dog (violin part)
now she desperate…… (violin part) 4 Richard Chen (violin part)
I said Okay Then (violin part)
She said I see u 2mmorow 9 to 10 (violin part) (violin part)
L8tr on I saw her fuk this richard chen (violin part)
He looks like a Koala (violin part)
But koala are cute aren’t they ? (violin part)
M3H is kool M3H loves you nicolette Vermulan* (random Hip Hop By Djmax AKA M3H)
More like a hippo With a ummm…. Some 1 from the fab 5? (violin part) (violin part)
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-=ChEcK oUt WhAt Me AnD tHe BoYs DiD in my rap band=-
''i'll take u to vicary!..do..do..do..do
she make her touch her bub!...do..do...do..do
She say oh god don't stop until u hit 69 stops''
thank u 50 cent 4 ur song 'Candy Shop'
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The vicary is a terrible creature, alive since the jurassic period. it resembles a large wrinkly lump of shit, and some theorize that she once had a mate. (see Bernard Nagaweeweeblahblah) Their offspring was a terrible being, thought to be similar to a slug in appearance. (see Ben Sweetman)
There's vicary, better cover your crotch.
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Awesome Foursome:
Fahmi on Kelvin on Vicary on Bernard.
This weird yet highly gay mating ritual takes place every time the Fahmi gets horny over the Kelvin; which is actually everyday. The sex that goes on between these four fags is remarkable as all have penises on their heads; often attracting the collective nickname "A bunch of dickheads". They mate and the product is a combination of Fahmi Kelvin and Bernard whilst vicary is only there for sexual stimulation.
One day Bernard, Fahmi, Kelvin and Vicary were riding a donkey near Osama's donkey ranch. Upon riding past a bunch of dirty arabs attempting to bomb some place in the name of Allah; the dirtiest most arabest one muttered something and all the Arabs laughed. 1 km later; Fahmi and Bernard (after mating on that very donkey) came off and looked at the donkey's ass (not another one of their weird mating rituals however); vicary noticed the two fags looking at the donkey's ass and questioned them. "Why are you looking at that donkey's asshole" she said, he mouth dripping with saliva as she saw Bernards 1mm erect penis. "Why love', he replied; equally as horny over her massive whale boobs "as we passed those sexy arabs I heard one of them murmur: "Look at those 4 assholes on that donkey".
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Obsessed with meat pies, favourite pastimes include raping retarded and mentally and physically demented humans, such as Nick Sell and Ananden. These two guys she rapes with a vengeance. Wonder why Ananden is so short? He gets rammed by her up the arse so many times he gets smaller and smaller after every 'encounter'. From experiences of victims, she hates Azn men, she's like 'fuck you! stop taking over! i want meatpies not fucking sweet and sour pork!' She hangs pictures of John Howard at the back of her classroom, where she wanks off to it. You wanna know how I know? Simple, it's what causes earthquakes and tsunamis. Beware, children, beware.
Look!!! It's a meatpie!!! Fetch!!!
