What is Zlotty?
1.
One who's fart smells of dick
or
Diarrhea with cum in it
Often said in a Gay Bar "who ripped a zlotty?"
Gary (after sex) "ohh Allen your ass was so firm tonight, have you been working out?"
Allen "Oh my Gary, no time for cuddling, i've got to go take a zlotty"
2.
Something girls/boys refer to as a standard when their boyfriends show up less than equipped for the situation.
Matt's girlfriend was less than impressed by his 2 inch wonder. She wished he had a zlotty.
Hoping to suck on a zlotty for so long, Matt's boyfriend left him for a dildo
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