Zlotty

What is Zlotty?


1.

One who's fart smells of dick

or

Diarrhea with cum in it

Often said in a Gay Bar "who ripped a zlotty?"

Gary (after sex) "ohh Allen your ass was so firm tonight, have you been working out?"

Allen "Oh my Gary, no time for cuddling, i've got to go take a zlotty"

2.

Something girls/boys refer to as a standard when their boyfriends show up less than equipped for the situation.

Matt's girlfriend was less than impressed by his 2 inch wonder. She wished he had a zlotty.

Hoping to suck on a zlotty for so long, Matt's boyfriend left him for a dildo

See Joner


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