What is Your Taxdollars At Work?


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useless spending, but somehow justified by the government.

Guy1: See that eight foot platinum statue of the mayor, surrounded by 12 stadium lights that are lit 24/7?

Guy2: Yeah

Guy1: That's your tax dollars at work.

Guy2: Fuck that. I'm never paying my taxes again.

Guy1: Be sure to write me soon.

Guy2: What the fuck for?

Guy1: 'cause you'll be in jailfor tax evasion.

Guy2: Oh, for fucks sake!

Guy1: Yep. You're fucked

Guy2: Damn.


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