What is Zorbex Anub An-ub, Not Anyoob?


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The Asian Viking god that invented cooking. Pretty much the main god of Schletchkavotchkavacheinia-Japan. Seriously, the coolest thing since sliced bread, even though he invented bread. When you eat a meal, say "Hail Zorbex" to show your thanks.

Tori: Hurry up the cakes!

Sierra: yeah, they're ready. Here you are -gives cake-

Tori:HAIL ZORBEX!! this cake is delicious!

Sierra: of course! i prayed to Zorbex Anub (an-ub, not anyoob) while i was making it!

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