What is Chicken Pants?
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A humorous situation that arises when the feathers that come out of a down comforter stick to the sexual secretions left over on the groin area after a particularily sweaty round of coitus.
Man, Colonel, I had the worst case of chicken pants last night after I plowed Melissa on my new down blanket.
Random Words:
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One who won't stop talking, typically in a social scene. The type of person you make up an excuse to get away from.
Sorry I wasn&..
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One who commits acts of beastiality.
Psycho bitch is a zooerastian.
See Kung-Fu Jesus..
