What is Chicken Pants?
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A humorous situation that arises when the feathers that come out of a down comforter stick to the sexual secretions left over on the groin area after a particularily sweaty round of coitus.
Man, Colonel, I had the worst case of chicken pants last night after I plowed Melissa on my new down blanket.
Random Words:
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One who partakes in the humping of dirt.
Todd doesn't like chics. He's more of a DirtHumper.
Hey... so the guy likes to hump..
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A sick sick person who has intercourse with dead burning plant covered animals.
"Dude, that dendrapyronecrobestifeliac is dicking ..
