What is Chicken Pants?
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A humorous situation that arises when the feathers that come out of a down comforter stick to the sexual secretions left over on the groin area after a particularily sweaty round of coitus.
Man, Colonel, I had the worst case of chicken pants last night after I plowed Melissa on my new down blanket.
Random Words:
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Dried up Vasoline that you find around the rim of your asshole.
Watch Out! I think she's got baked jelly up there, don't toss..
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when one is hot enough and knows enough about sex to be in porn.
wow that girl is porn grade.
See porn..
