What is Chicken Pants?
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A humorous situation that arises when the feathers that come out of a down comforter stick to the sexual secretions left over on the groin area after a particularily sweaty round of coitus.
Man, Colonel, I had the worst case of chicken pants last night after I plowed Melissa on my new down blanket.
Random Words:
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1. To "pick up" a woman (bitch).
2. To have sexual intercourse with a bitch
Bitch Wrangler - One who wrangles bitches
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The act of a woman being pleasured by the gentle tickle of an irishman's scruffy beard and pubes, usually from behind and after a p..
