What is Chicken Pants?
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A humorous situation that arises when the feathers that come out of a down comforter stick to the sexual secretions left over on the groin area after a particularily sweaty round of coitus.
Man, Colonel, I had the worst case of chicken pants last night after I plowed Melissa on my new down blanket.
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A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.
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The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.
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Is another massively misinformed australian who still thinks they're the best at everything when South Africa are clearly Rugby and..
