What is Chicken Pants?
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A humorous situation that arises when the feathers that come out of a down comforter stick to the sexual secretions left over on the groin area after a particularily sweaty round of coitus.
Man, Colonel, I had the worst case of chicken pants last night after I plowed Melissa on my new down blanket.
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A word used as an expression of extreme excitement or shock. Other nouns may be used in place of the word hotdogs, but the word was firs..
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noun;
Refers to a session of masturbation
-Usually preceeded by the setting of said masturbation session
Jordan was bored during scho..
