What is Chicken Pants?
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A humorous situation that arises when the feathers that come out of a down comforter stick to the sexual secretions left over on the groin area after a particularily sweaty round of coitus.
Man, Colonel, I had the worst case of chicken pants last night after I plowed Melissa on my new down blanket.
Random Words:
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To loan one's sister to a friend for sexual purposes.
It was going to be a slow weekend until Bob gave Tom a Kentucky Sister Loan...
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Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business
hey man..
