Chicken Pants

What is Chicken Pants?


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A humorous situation that arises when the feathers that come out of a down comforter stick to the sexual secretions left over on the groin area after a particularily sweaty round of coitus.

Man, Colonel, I had the worst case of chicken pants last night after I plowed Melissa on my new down blanket.


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