What is Chicken Pants?
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A humorous situation that arises when the feathers that come out of a down comforter stick to the sexual secretions left over on the groin area after a particularily sweaty round of coitus.
Man, Colonel, I had the worst case of chicken pants last night after I plowed Melissa on my new down blanket.
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a course where one learns about their mama
You need to learn yomamaology
See yo mama, ology, nancy, haha..
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A sleepover involving sex.
Sorry man, I can't hang out tonight- my girlfriend's parents are out of town so we're having ..
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The extent of hell on earth. It is similar to having your genitals cut off by an elderly man's rusty braces.
I have seminar next p..
