What is Chicken Pants?
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A humorous situation that arises when the feathers that come out of a down comforter stick to the sexual secretions left over on the groin area after a particularily sweaty round of coitus.
Man, Colonel, I had the worst case of chicken pants last night after I plowed Melissa on my new down blanket.
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A large white 16-seater van that carries the Amish on excursions to Wal-mart.
Jebidiah rode the Yoder Toter into town so that he could ..
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When a girl looks WAY hotter in a picture then in real life.
guy 1: wow she looked hot in the pic but when we went out she was a beast!..
