What is Fuckmorton?
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Queen Fuckmorton just can't live wither herself if everyone isn't patting her on the head and tossing her a cookie for every tiny decision she makes.
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The large flakes of ear wax that collect in an unclean ear.
I don't use ear buds in case the person I share with has ear buggles.
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intoxicated beyond all recognition
Last night I got totally kablastafucked.
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1) When you do something horrible, like hitting a smal..
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When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.
Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned ..
