Jew Speed

What is Jew Speed?

the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers

I heard the penny drop a mile away, so I ran for it with jew speed and got it before the person had a chance to bend down to pick it up

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)

"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."

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