i'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger todayi'll go to the foot of our stairsi'll grab your crotchi'll have a sandwichi'll have lessi'll have you know that i was drunki'll hit that shiti'll hollai'll keep my eye out for youi'll kick you in the dicki'll killi'll kill that cati'll kill youi'll kill you alli'll kill your facei'll let her touch my penisi'll lick you upi'll lick your cliti'll loot your fridgei'll make you eat those words
i'll make you eat your parentsi'll meet you in scotlandi'll never wash my cheeki'll never wash my cocki'll never wash my pantsi'll pay thati'll pencil you ini'll piss on your shoesi'll play like the children are little bugs in mah web.i'll pull my balls out right nowi'll punch you in the face!i'll put a ring on thati'll rip your head off and shit down your necki'll rockz0r your box0rsi'll say sorry, but i'm not taking off my glasses ...i'll see you at the crossroadsi'll see you down at arizona bayi'll shake your bouncy bootyi'll shank your assi'll shit 'em
i'll sit on your facei'll slaughter your face in!i'll smack you like a red-haired step child at k-marti'll space yai'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind youi'll stand fuckingi'll steal youi'll swaneei'll take a potato chip...and eat it!i'll take things that suck for 500 please, alexi'll take yo manhoodi'll take you oni'll tap thati'll tater your totsi'll telli'll tell you that shit for freei'll think about iti'll try anything oncei'll waiti'll whoop your head boy