as a pieceas advertisedas agreedas all get outas all get up and fuckas all hellas amas annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucketas ballsas blood runs blackas builtas camp as a row of tentsas cheery as cherryas cities burnas cold as a witches titas cool as the other side of the pillowas cute as pieas daft as a wagon horseas dry as a nun's gussetas empty as my testies after a night in a bordello
as empty as ventura avenue on yom kippuras excited as a slut in a forest of cocksas fat as a beached whaleas flat as a witches titas friendly as pigsas fuckas gahn yamas good as gayas he defeatsas hellas high as a georgia pine.as honest as frankas i die slowlyas i lay dyingas i sayas i youas ifas if you did thatas if you doas if!
as if...as ifnessas isas it wereas jober as a sudgeas long as i have a hole in my arseas mad as a bottle of chipsas my dickas near as damn itas neither fish nor good red meatas nissed as a pewtas nutas nutty as a fruitcakeas old as the rolling stonesas per my understandingas pissed as a mattressas pissed as a newtas quiet as miceas romaas rough as a cat's tongue
